Being CANDYD

Today I choose to be a MAN.

Rumblings of discontent have been heard. Partiality they mumble. Grumbling endlessly. WE want a day too...

Poor men. They dont wake up to special "Happy Men's day"messages.

Why, Children get days. We have Mother's Day.Father's Day. Teacher's Day. Animal Day. Towel Day ( on March 25, fellow Douglas Adams fans please note)
Transgender Remembrance Day. Nutella Day. Victory in Europe Day and Victory in Japan Day ( May 7/8 and August 14/15 for those interested) International Woman's Day.
The Day of the Dead (which interestingly enough spans two days, All Saints Day and All Souls Day) April Fools Day. The rosy (pun unintended) Valentines Day. At this point I would like to note that there is no Singles Day. A day devoted to enjoying Singledom.

This sunny sunday afternoon, my cellphone alternates between displaying "location-Versowa rd" and...(Drum rolls please) "HAPPY WOMENS DAY". Today we celebrate "womanhood". Only TODAY. The other days are reserved for beating up and assaulting women on roads, pubs,buses and trains. Oh and any other place you can think of.

and so TODAY I choose to speak up for the disgruntled males. Give the poor things a DAY too. Let them celebrate their "manhood".

p.s - Dont panic , happy thoughts will resurface once you head to http://www.towel-day.com/en/ - TOWEL DAY. Douglas Adams is the man!