Today I choose to be a MAN.
Rumblings of discontent have been heard. Partiality they mumble. Grumbling endlessly. WE want a day too...
Poor men. They dont wake up to special "Happy Men's day"messages.
Why, Children get days. We have Mother's Day.Father's Day. Teacher's Day. Animal Day. Towel Day ( on March 25, fellow Douglas Adams fans please note)
Transgender Remembrance Day. Nutella Day. Victory in Europe Day and Victory in Japan Day ( May 7/8 and August 14/15 for those interested) International Woman's Day.
The Day of the Dead (which interestingly enough spans two days, All Saints Day and All Souls Day) April Fools Day. The rosy (pun unintended) Valentines Day. At this point I would like to note that there is no Singles Day. A day devoted to enjoying Singledom.
This sunny sunday afternoon, my cellphone alternates between displaying "location-Versowa rd" and...(Drum rolls please) "HAPPY WOMENS DAY". Today we celebrate "womanhood". Only TODAY. The other days are reserved for beating up and assaulting women on roads, pubs,buses and trains. Oh and any other place you can think of.
and so TODAY I choose to speak up for the disgruntled males. Give the poor things a DAY too. Let them celebrate their "manhood".
p.s - Dont panic , happy thoughts will resurface once you head to http://www.towel-day.com/en/ - TOWEL DAY. Douglas Adams is the man!
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Moment of Truth
11 years ago
6 comments:
There's world miniature donkey day as well.
Here.
Lol!! I pledge for that too!! Men need their own day too...
You should watch the "Everybody hates Chris" Fathers day episode, they tell what kind of importance ppl give for mothers day but dont much on Fathers day...
It is really funny! :)
Plus - you will make for one beautiful man ;)
nice one... but what about all the days housewives spend in beating up their husbands, making them do the laundry, and make chai etc...
:P :P :P
@Anand- world miniature donkey day is as key as Towel day? oh apparently Jan is oatmeal month and March is noodle month!
@Priya- havent seen that episode. shall do so asap! :D
@Anand-haha yup, my contribution to the cause of increasing the good looking key guy population.
@Nirmal- when do those days occur? Those days are called imaginary/non existent days or Rare days (and here I am being generous)
Nutella Day thats what a day should be like...
and Towel Day is too cool...(just struck me cool also has cute like properties no??;-) )
and I'm thinking why not a World HSB Day??! :-D
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